Kicking Ass

Rules for kicking ass!!!

Make sure you read #12
Dear Civilians, 'We know that the current state of affairs in
our great nation has many civilians up in arms and excited
to join the military.For those of you who can't join, you can still lend a hand.
Here are a few of the areas where we would like your
assistance:
1. The next time you see any adults talking (or wearing a
hat) during the playing of the National Anthem - kick their
ass.

2.. When you witness, firsthand, someone burning the
American Flag in protest - kick their ass..

3. Regardless of the rank they held while they served,
pay the highest amount of respect to all veterans. If you
see anyone doing otherwise, quietly pull them aside and
explain how these veterans fought for the very freedom
they bask in every second. Enlighten them on the many
sacrifices these veterans made to make this Nation great.
Then hold them down while a disabled veteran kicks their
ass...
4. If you
were never in the military, DO NOT pretend that
you were.. Wearing battle dress uniforms (BDUs) or Jungle
Fatigues, telling others that you used to be 'Special Forces'.
Collecting GI Joe memorabilia might have been okay when
you were seven years old, now, it will only make you look
stupid and get your ass kicked.

5. Next time you come across an *Air Force* member, do
not ask them, 'Do you fly a jet?' Not everyone in the
Air Force is a pilot. Such ignorance deserves an ass-kicking
(children are exempt).

6. If you witness someone calling the *US Coast Guard*
'non-military', inform them of their mistake - and kick their
ass..

7. Next time Old Glory (the US flag) prances by during a
parade, get on your damn feet and pay homage to
her by placing your hand over your heart. Quietly
thank the military member or veteran lucky enough to be
carrying her - of course, failure to do either of those could
earn you a severe ass-kicking.

8. 'Your mama wears combat boots' never made sense
to me - stop saying it! If she did, she would most likely be
a vet and therefore would kick your ass!

9. Bin Laden and the Taliban are not Communists, so stop
saying 'Let's go kill those! Commies !' And stop asking us
where he is! Crystal balls are not standard issue in the
military. That reminds me - if you see anyone calling
those damn psychic phone numbers, let me know, so
I can go kick their ass!

10. 'Flyboy' (*Air Force*), 'Jarhead' (*Marines*), 'Grunt'
(*Army*), 'Squid' (*Navy*), 'Puddle Jumpers' (*Coast
Guard*), etc., are terms of endearment we use describing
each other. Unless you are a service member or vet, you
have not earned the right to use them. Using them could
get your ass kicked.

11. Last, but not least, whether or not you become a
member of the military, support our troops and their
families.. Every Thanksgiving and religious holiday that
you enjoy with family and friends, please remember that
there are literally thousands of soldiers, sailors, marines
and airmen far from home wishing they could be with their
families. Thank God for our military and the sacrifices
they make every day. Without them, our Country would
get it's ass kicked. 'It's the Veteran, not the reporter, who has given us the
freedom of the press.''It's the Veteran, not the poet, who has given us the
freedom of speech.''It's the Veteran, not the community organizer, who gives
us the freedom to demonstrate.''It's the Military who salutes the flag, who serves beneath
the flag, and whose coffin is draped by the flag, who
allows the protester to burn the flag.'

AND ONE MORE:

12. If you ever see anyone either standing for or singing
the national anthem in Spanish -KICK THEIR ASS!