Thursday, October 9, 2008

A New Twist On Toby Keith's Famous Song!

Got me a new truck!I bought a new Ford F250 and returned to the dealer yesterday becauseI couldn't get the radio to work.

The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.'Nelson,' the salesman said to the radio. The radio replied, 'Ricky orWillie?''Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road Again' came from the speakers.

Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant ' Georgia On My Mind'replaced Willie Nelson.I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say,'Beethoven,'I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, 'Beatles,' I'd get one of their awesome songs.

Yesterday, some Mexicans ran a red light and nearly creamed my new truck,but I swerved in time to avoid them. I yelled, 'A__ Holes!'Immediately the Iranian National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fondaand Barbara Streisand, backed up by Michael Moore and The Dixie Chicks, withJohn Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums, Dan Rather on harmonica, NancyPelosi on tambourine, Harry Reid on spoons, Bill Clinton on sax and Ted Kennedy on Scotch.Man:

I LOVE this truck! :-)

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